Funny Long Distance Candle | "Burn Your House Down" Soy Candle Gift

A white glass candle jar with a black lid sits on a shelf beside books, a framed botanical print, and a beige vase with green leaves. The candle label reads, 'Our love is like this candle.

Funny Long Distance Candle | "Burn Your House Down" Soy Candle Gift

Funny Long Distance Candle | "Burn Your House Down" Soy Candle Gift

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A little humor, a lot of "I miss you" 🔥

Our love is like this candle — forget about me and I'll burn your house down. A funny soy candle made for the long distance girlfriend, best friend, or partner you're counting down the days to see again.

What You're Getting
Clean-burning 100% soy wax blend with a cotton wick
50–60 hour burn time
Reusable 2.8" x 3.5" glass jar
Custom-printed 3" x 2" label
10 scent options, from Cinnamon Vanilla to Sea Salt and Orchid
Why It's a Great Gift
Perfect for care packages, long distance anniversaries, or just because. It's a small, funny reminder that distance hasn't changed a thing — you still know how to make each other laugh.
Care Tips
Trim the wick to 1/4" before lighting and keep away from drafts for an even burn every time.

• 100% natural soy wax
• 100% cotton wick
• Glass jar size: 2.8″ × 3.5″ (7.1 cm × 8.9 cm)
• Sticker size: 3″ × 2″ (7.62 cm × 5.08 cm)
• Product weight: 9 oz (255 g)
• Burns for 50–60 hours
• Product sourced from the US

Funny Long Distance Candle | "Burn Your House Down" Soy Candle Gift

Funny Long Distance Candle | "Burn Your House Down" Soy Candle Gift

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